RT @HarrietMould@twitter.com

Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsense lyrics meant to sound like American English, apparently to prove Italians would like any English song. It was a hit, and resulted in this: THE GREATEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/HarrietMould/statu

Love Rosario Dawson. She made alien look good.

My brother when he came over to eat Thanksgiving with me: β€œHow many baby yodas do you HAVE?”

So we finally know the name.

But it will always be β€œBaby Yoda” to me.

did you mean to post this on main?

RT @peta@twitter.com

Think about trading places with a turkey this .

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/peta/status/133173

So glad my waxing salon I went to a couple times in β€œthe Before times” sent me a Thanksgiving email and thanked me for being a part of their family.

RT @MattOswaltVA@twitter.com

🎡🎡Hello dark-meat my old friend🎡🎡

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/statu

RT @SikhProf@twitter.com

This Thanksgiving, take a moment to honor the indigenous peoples who stewarded this land for centuries.

One way is to learn about the people whose unceded lands we currently occupy. Here's a helpful resource to learn more: native-land.ca/

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SikhProf/status/13

I'm on new insurance now so I decided to get a check up and test for all the things including pap & breast exam. The only action I have seen for… well, for a very long time. 🀣

Got a covid test while I was at it. Wasn't as scary as I thought it would be. Got flu shot too.

One of my favorite tiktokkers to follow is this guy teaching ASL: vm.tiktok.com/ZMJCk4Kwj/

Sharing so y'all can follow him too!

RT @LloydLegalist@twitter.com

Never will get used to the beauty of a Canadian child being born.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/LloydLegalist/stat

Completely covered head to toe. Big mask covering my face and a big puffy coat. And on my walk home a guy still catcalled me and said I was very beautiful. 🀣 What if I was hideous under my mask LOL.

youtu.be/Y1eAv5dvImM

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