RT @yxnnck@twitter.com

Yo I’m crying 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/yxnnck/status/1218

I love San Fran Frisco

RT @popcrnshower@twitter.com

Nobody in the bay area calls San Francisco "San Fran", how the hell does this keep happening?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/popcrnshower/statu

I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR A FEW MINUTES TO GET THE STUFF FROM THE STORE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT

RT @JazzlamHazzlam@twitter.com

This now-impeached idiot’s tweets read like one of those predictive text threads. Type β€œI JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR” and let predictive text choose your crime.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/JazzlamHazzlam/sta

When you show up to a friend's birthday drinks and she is hella wasted and then literally throws up on you. 😐

RT @H4N4W4LT@twitter.com

Once a year, mayor Pete eats ass like a cat drinking water.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/H4N4W4LT/status/12

Found this picture @dawnzidonis@twitter.com took of me at last year's @FOGFair@twitter.com and I like it so I'm sharing it.

RT @kenchengcomedy@twitter.com

finally the world is willing to recognise the likes of us "back wall cinemaphiles"

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/kenchengcomedy/sta

RT @SaffiEriksdottr@twitter.com

@zellieimani@twitter.com @HayesBrown@twitter.com Question answered by the subhead ...

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SaffiEriksdottr/st

gif: Kermit flailing arms about with joy

RT @clarity_conf@twitter.com

Still working on updating the website, so please have patience. However in the meantime, 20 Super Early Bird tickets are available now! ti.to/clarity/2020/with/joyswi

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/clarity_conf/statu

I like this. A more direct, to-the-point greeting!

RT @thedapperdiner@twitter.com

Every time I see a tweet about Chinese New Year...

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/thedapperdiner/sta

Wow

RT @benandjerrys@twitter.com

Spoiler Alert! @netflix@twitter.com and Ben & Jerry’s just became official!
Find out more at benjerry.com/netflix

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/benandjerrys/statu

RT @SassCSS@twitter.com

Just released Dart Sass 1.24.5, which adds support for multi-span error messages. These provide additional context for many errors, including invalid function/mixin calls and module load errors!

github.com/sass/dart-sass/rele

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SassCSS/status/121

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