Yo I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love San Fran Frisco
Nobody in the bay area calls San Francisco "San Fran", how the hell does this keep happening? #NFCChampionship
me n my amazing stylist 💞
filipino breakfast has been summoned https://twitter.com/dominiquetaegon/status/1217779692578779137
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR A FEW MINUTES TO GET THE STUFF FROM THE STORE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT
This now-impeached idiot’s tweets read like one of those predictive text threads. Type “I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR” and let predictive text choose your crime.
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
This is so me 😂 #TheWitcher
Once a year, mayor Pete eats ass like a cat drinking water.
finally the world is willing to recognise the likes of us "back wall cinemaphiles"
Can't nobody tell Sam Elliott nothin' 🤫
@email@example.com @HayesBrown@twitter.com Question answered by the subhead ...
gif: Kermit flailing arms about with joy
I like this. A more direct, to-the-point greeting!
Every time I see a tweet about Chinese New Year...
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