All of them

RT @postgrad_barty@twitter.com

what’s the weirdest date you’ve been on??? I’ll go first

we were going to see a movie and didn’t buy tickets in advance and couldn’t get two tickets next to each other so we ended up sitting on opposite sides of the theater and then the movie ended and we were like cool ok bye

🐦🔗: twitter.com/postgrad_barty/sta

RT @McMainsDmac@twitter.com

It’s been a good decade for Bay Area sports fans.

2010 - World Series
2012 - World Series
2013 - Super Bowl
2014 - World Series
2015 - NBA Finals
2016 - NBA Finals
2016 - Stanley Cup
2017 - NBA Finals
2018 - NBA Finals
2019 - NBA Finals
2020 - Super Bowl

🐦🔗: twitter.com/McMainsDmac/status

Ok. So Titans didn't make it but 49ers did. Yay I guess?

I love San Fran Frisco

RT @popcrnshower@twitter.com

Nobody in the bay area calls San Francisco "San Fran", how the hell does this keep happening?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/popcrnshower/statu

I can't believe some people are saying no 😯

RT @GROUP_OF_HUMANS@twitter.com

@GROUP_OF_HUMANS@twitter.com we have created a Twitter list with all humans included here twitter.com/i/lists/1219064998

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GROUP_OF_HUMANS/st

I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR A FEW MINUTES TO GET THE STUFF FROM THE STORE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT

RT @JazzlamHazzlam@twitter.com

This now-impeached idiot’s tweets read like one of those predictive text threads. Type “I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR” and let predictive text choose your crime.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JazzlamHazzlam/sta

I am creeped out by all the tweets I see right now about Millie & her looks.

She. Is. A. Kid.

RT @CaseyGerald@twitter.com

Lol @ making the woman work two jobs instead of giving her the one she deserves twitter.com/ryangrim/status/12

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CaseyGerald/status

Welp. So much for Titans. Guess I'll root for the 49ers now.

I'm ready for some koala-ty puns

RT @SFist@twitter.com

A 2-year-old male koala has arrived at the San Francisco Zoo from Los Angeles, and the local zoological institution is holding a contest as to what to name him. sfist.com/2020/01/19/the-sf-zo

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SFist/status/12190

One of my favorite features of one of my favorite brunch spots was the lack of a distracting TV. Welp. Now they have one. Womp womp.

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