average price for 1 bedroom apt in SF Bay Area: $3200
comes with: fire, spiders
does not include: power
For those who don't live in the bay area: our much-hated electric company, PG&E, got sued into bankruptcy for starting massive, destructive fires from their poorly maintained power lines. Their solution, instead of improving maintenance, has been to turn off power for a week.
Do people without kids just sleep and eat all day?
I am the only woman of color in the meeting and I just spoke up and I'm getting shot down immediately.
What's going on here? Wrong answers only
Mint & chocolate are flavors that taste terrible together.
Which non-political opinion that you've shared on Twitter has generated the most hate?
@realDonaldTrump@twitter.com Don’t tempt me. Do your job.
@firstname.lastname@example.org @email@example.com @firstname.lastname@example.org @email@example.com Available now: @firstname.lastname@example.org: “The Three P’s of a Design System” #clarity2018
Keanu Reeves was at Ali Wong’s show yesterday & tried to sit in the normal people seats until an usher and lady came to reseat him probably to a better seat bc he’s Keanu Reeves. He prob could have just gotten a free VIP seat but he just went on ticketmaster himself like a normal
please excuse me while i search for a new psychiatrist
Today we had our first @DesignTokens@twitter.com workshop in the @Shopify@twitter.com San Francisco office. What came out of it is a ton of ideas, that we then narrowed down to a few core principles for the overall project. More to come soon!
But… Latest Tweets is where it's at!
Instagram now supports iOS 13 dark mode! This has been a super fun project to work on, hope you enjoy using it!
I did not get included in the Dorito.
Current San Francisco power outage (4:55 pm)
hey, this is a reminder that no sexuality inherently excludes trans people. you can be straight, gay, lesbian, pan, bi, etc. and still be attracted to trans people! you can also be attracted to nonbinary people, since there’s not 1 unified way to be nonbinary.
this gotta be a top 5 disrespect move on the court
Like, I'm no octopus doctor, but this doesn't seem right...
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