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I was about to make a joke but I don't want to come off as kink shaming.

RT @StatlerWaldorf@twitter.com

Happy December! We've gotten into the holiday spirit... literally! If only the bear had material as funny as ours!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/StatlerWaldorf/sta

RT @IronNosy@twitter.com

@inthesedeserts@twitter.com @nypost@twitter.com omg Bernie was so lucky

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/IronNosy/status/12

RT @SoulKingLives@twitter.com

Your Mom when she tells you check underneath the tree, after she been telling you all year ain't gon be no Christmas.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SoulKingLives/stat

Will we see Woody Harrelson reenact this on @nbcsnl@twitter.com?

RT @ashleyfeinberg@twitter.com

one thing that's particularly amazing about the video of the bite is just how much finger he actually managed to get into his mouth in that split second

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/sta

RT @ashleyfeinberg@twitter.com

one thing that's particularly amazing about the video of the bite is just how much finger he actually managed to get into his mouth in that split second

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/sta

RT @InVisionApp@twitter.com

β€œDesign and engineering should share the ownership of the design system together” - Design Systems Advocate and @Clarity_Conf@twitter.com founder, @jina@twitter.com

Get more insights from Jina Anne in her episode of the podcast invs.io/2osL3wu

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/InVisionApp/status

Grabbed a reservation and happened to get a table with the Bellagio fountains view right in front of us. Sat between 2 heaters. Score!

Everytime I see these dog statues at @Cosmopolitan_LV@twitter.com, I want to call this Bonehenge.

Me, watching people jump in front of someone in line at the bar and end up in the slower line.

RT @jina@twitter.com

Me, watching people line up for the plane when they aren't even called yet and the flight is delayed anyway.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/jina/status/120087

Me, watching people line up for the plane when they aren't even called yet and the flight is delayed anyway.

The last time I was in Vegas was 2014 to celebrate moving teams at Salesforce to the core team that eventually became the Lightning Design System team after some grunt work. Now finally back in 2019. And I'm wearing a thick puffy coat! It's COLD! In VEGAS!

So on this note, when I see a tweet screenshot, I try to find the original tweet to credit the author. I do the same for FB. I wish others did too.

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