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If you screenshot a portion of our conversation out of context to incite rage with your followers separately, leaving out the rest that shows you are actually wrong, know that I am not blocking you for "calling me out". I'm blocking you because YOU ARE TOXIC. Bye!

i like to joke around a lot.

unless i'm tweeting about politics or design systems, you probably shouldn't take most of my tweets seriously.

heck, even when i tweet about politics or design systems, i am sometimes joking around.

hopefully you know this by now.

I keep seeing people talk about some NSFW pics from Chris Evans, and all I'm saying is someone needs to point me to where they are so I can inspect them myself.

Me: Dear God, please let me be like Paul Rudd. Forever young and cool.

Friend to me just now: Paul Rudd may have sold his soul. Which is a shame cause he's a sweetheart.

Me: Dear Satan…

RT @KevinCate@twitter.com

Here is the last commercial I've seen in Florida — touting the "Great American Comeback." Watch it on mute. And then I'll show you how they made it.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KevinCate/status/1

gotta ditch them all

RT @NianticHelp@twitter.com

Trainers, Pokémon GO will be supporting iOS 14 in its next update (0.187), which will be coming out soon. To continue playing Pokémon GO on your iOS device, we recommend not upgrading your device to iOS 14 until Pokémon GO version 0.187 is available to you.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NianticHelp/status

RT @iamdevloper@twitter.com

90% of programming is asking the right question so the answer shows up on page 1 of Google’s search results

🐦🔗: twitter.com/iamdevloper/status

If you worked on design systems work that "dies", it can be a bummer to replace it with something new.

But maybe see it as a phoenix situation! It can be a good thing.

RT @ShannonL_Miller@twitter.com

Hey, male podcast hosts:

STOP 🛑 CUTTING 🛑 YOUR 🛑 FEMALE 🛑 CO-HOSTS/GUESTS 🛑 OFF. 🛑🛑🛑

Let them speak!

ESPECIALLY tamp that tendency down if you KNOW you don’t do that to the other men of your show.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ShannonL_Miller/st

I turned it off because I wasn't feeling it. Weird thing to jump right into.

RT @jessiechar@twitter.com

I don't like the pace of this event so far. Jumping right into health problems is a lot right now.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jessiechar/status/

RT @annemariemackey@twitter.com

IM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM I JUST JOINED MY FIRST ZOOM MEETING LECTURE AND MY NAME CAME UP ON THE SCREEN AS 'BIG TITTY BITCH' FROM A FUCKING ZOOM PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS IN FUCKING APRIL

🐦🔗: twitter.com/annemariemackey/st

RT @hellogeri@twitter.com

I discovered why they invented lavalier microphones 🐱💤

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hellogeri/status/1

RT @WillRBishop@twitter.com

Everyone is posting tweets just so people see the animation you get when you like the tweet

but i'd never do such a thing

🐦🔗: twitter.com/WillRBishop/status

Twitter is doing that thing again where every third tweet is an ad. This ain't Instagram.

When I first noticed Paul Rudd. 👀

(I saw Clueless later than most people so Romeo + Juliet was my first introduction to him).

RT @jina@twitter.com

@jessicahische@twitter.com Ever since he played the handsome arranged marriage partner for Juliet in the Romeo + Juliet!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jina/status/130590

RT @kibblesmith@twitter.com

Every picture of the E.T. from the Universal Studios ride looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle

🐦🔗: twitter.com/kibblesmith/status

RT @heymsrachel@twitter.com

Anyone else tired of the phrase “pick your brain” inquiries? 🙋🏾‍♀️

You know what gives me energy?

“I’d like to leverage your expertise. What are your consulting rates?”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/heymsrachel/status

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