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RT @daniel_dsj2110@twitter.com

Obama on his how his discovery of Marx and Foucault in college became inseparable from β€œa strategy for picking up girls”:

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/daniel_dsj2110/sta

Btw I hope this isn't offensive to anyone. I was trying to imagine if I saw this and I didn't know who he was, what I would say. :)

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This dude just came into the church started chasing people out with a whip and there were animals everywhere. He was hella pissed because they were selling stuff, I guess.

I should have gotten it on TikTok.

RT @RealGClash@twitter.com

If you had a Twitter account during the Bible times, what’s something you know you would have tweeted?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/RealGClash/status/

πŸ‘€

RT @people@twitter.com

Michael B. Jordan Is PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive 2020: 'The Women in My Family Are Proud of This One' people.com/movies/michael-b-jo (@michaelb4jordan@twitter.com)

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/people/status/1328

My alt has fleets now too. I am so sorry to my 9 followers there.

it's bothering me that I didn't hyphenate the second "first time".

my kingdom for an edit button.

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Today I led my first-time Team Offsite (over Zoom) as a first time manager and I had a blast!

So excited to be working with this design systems team!

best christmas prezzie

RT @io9@twitter.com

Wonder Woman 1984 is coming to HBO Max and theaters December 25 bit.ly/3nAtvrf

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/io9/status/1329209

RT @JustMissEmma@twitter.com

Stop what you’re doing, this smol kitten has something very important to say!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/JustMissEmma/statu

Just got the invite for the company holiday party which will be over zoom and for some reason that really sunk in deep.

Damn.

RT @sreekyshooter@twitter.com

My calculator app just released a new feature???????

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/sreekyshooter/stat

I never was into stories on other apps, but for some reason on Twitter it clicks better for me.

it was never about the life

RT @llcoolj@twitter.com

How can you be pro life but unwilling to wear a mask ??

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/llcoolj/status/132

RT @cattsmall@twitter.com

🚨 If you work at a company that sets and tracks goals, I'd love to hear from you! Please fill out this short survey so I can understand the relationship between time and goal management πŸ™πŸΎ it's anonymous by default and takes less than a few minutes~ forms.gle/wRWDzmxHk5KRkzdA7

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/cattsmall/status/1

RT @beep@twitter.com

Dear ones, a reminder: if your tweet contains funny-looking characters intended to simulate different fonts, it will very likely exclude people. twitter.com/suchwinston/status

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/beep/status/132911

RT @javavvitch@twitter.com

The people that go usually go to boot camps are lower income, Black and brown people.

The fact that this program IS NOT PAYING THE ENGINEERS FOR WORK IS EXPLOITATION OF LABOR.

What makes you think this is okay?! twitter.com/Austen/status/1328

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/javavvitch/status/

NO

RT @Austen@twitter.com

This may be the most important thing we've ever done at Lambda School: Introducing Lambda School Fellows.

Bring an engineer onto your team for four weeks *at no cost to your company.*

We onboard them quickly and show you how much (and fast) they ship.

lambdaschool.com/lambda-fellow

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Austen/status/1328

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