RT @captainkalvis@twitter.com
me: my hot water doesn’t work
landlord: not my domain
firelord: nor mine
me: what
waterlord: [rising out of the sink] WHO DARES DISRUPT THE MIGHTY WATERLORD, GOD OF THE 7 SEAS
me: i-i do. My hot water doesn’t work
waterlord: oh shit for real? i'll call the plumber
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/1092848545277734912